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Last Friday I had my first naturopath appoint. Now I was told to go see a naturopath by one of Beanz’ friends last April when I started complaining about my thyroid issues but I never really took her seriously. She believes in crystals, auras and reads tarot cards, so I figured since we have very […]

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Midnight conversations

Halloween messes me up. I am nervous most of the time, but Halloween makes things worse. And with Millhouse deciding that this is a fantastic time to start watching a Friday the 13th marathon, I am just a big chicken right now. Last night at 11pm: Me: “Millhouse, did you hear that?” Millhouse: “hmmmmmmmm………………………” Me: […]

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I blow too fast and too hard

*That is what she said* Yesterday I went for some sort of uranium test. Now the whole premise of the test was I had to blow into a green tube, then drink some funky liquid, wait 30 minutes and then blow into a yellow tube. Apparently the test will tell them if the medicine has […]

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Mismatched

Maks is going through some stuff. For those of you that have never had the honour of meeting Maks, he is of mixed race.  (So is Mat for that matter) Millhouse is a pasty Eastern European / East Coast Canadian. He says the word sun and he gets sunburnt. This is not an over exaggeration […]

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Truth or Dare

*I overheard this conversation in progress and only joined it at the end. This one did not involve me directly.  This happened as Millhouse was getting Mat ready for bed.* Mat: Daddy, do you want to play truth or dare? Millhouse: Sure Mat: Truth or dare? Millhouse: Truth! Mat: Who do you love more; Maks […]

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