In case of emergencies

Always have a swim suit ready! OK, so this only really applies to the summer. But it is a very important piece of clothing that should be accessible at all times and I learned that the hard way. One afternoon, when the line up was too long at Wonderland, we decided to head over to […]

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Oh magic lamp *rub, rub, rub*

My three wishes are: A house that cleans itself. That includes doing the laundry and washing the dishes. 10 hours of continous sleep Chocolate to be one of the four food groups. *tapping lamp* Hello?!? Anyone in there?!? *no answer* Oh well, it looks like that didn’t work, I have to go back to work […]

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Oh magic lamp *rub, rub, rub*

My three wishes are: A house that cleans itself. That includes doing the laundry and washing the dishes. 10 hours of continous sleep Chocolate to be one of the four food groups. *tapping lamp* Hello?!? Anyone in there?!? *no answer* Oh well, it looks like that didn’t work, I have to go back to work […]

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I don’t feel so good

Last night I had a Burger King chicken sandwich, medium fries and a large Sprite for dinner. I know that it is probably loaded with trans fat, high fructose corn syrup, has about a million calories, and enough sodium to salt the roads during a major snowstorm; but it just tasted so good. Now, I […]

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You know you’re a mom when….

5. You know the words to Wiggles songs.4. You use baby terms such as potty or baba in conversations with other adults and are shocked when you realize that they don’t consider them real words.3. You cut up your food into tiny bite size pieces.2. You can discuss projectile vomiting or diarrhea without gagging.1. You […]

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