5 Best Decisions Of My Adult Life
These are not in order of importance but in order of occurrence. Not freaking out when Beanz told me she was pregnant – every couple of months when the moon is aligned just right, there is no cheesecake or chocolate available and PMS has turned her into a ticked off dragon lady; Beanz storms into [...]
My husband hates, I mean hates, my underpants
Now we’re getting personal. I feel as though we have bonded readers, and thanks to the anonymity of the Internet, I feel I can talk to you about my undergarments. I can’t call my underpants, panties, because they are so not panties. They are underpants. Bloomers even. More specifically, they are size extra large maternity [...]
My husband hates my bag
I can’t really call it a purse because it’s not a purse. It’s more like a sack that I sling across my body. It’s huge and holds just about everything that I carry around. Currently it has my wallet, phone, lotion, tylenol, chapstick, camera, extra diapers, wipes, two sets of extra socks, a sippy cup, [...]
My husband hates my pants
More specifically my jeans. Right now I wear a size 12. Not because that’s the size I wear but that’s the size I feel most comfortable in. I technically wear a 9/10 or somewhere around there. I wear the 12 because they are loose at the waist, baggy in the bum and hips, and long [...]
Drip Drip Argh!!!!
September 2nd was my fifth wedding anniversary. Millhouse had a doctors appointment during the day but we planned on going out to dinner in the evening to celebrate. That didn’t happen. When Millhouse and I got home we found our basement flooded. Turns out that the water heater exploded. When we called the water heater [...]
The Real Family Jewels
I’ve been watching the latest season of Gene Simmons Family Jewels and it is killing me inside. It hurts to watch this. Seeing a family fall part because of cheating, lies and deception is so hard to watch. As of late Millhouse has a friend that has been coming over a lot now. He’s married and [...]
For the love of fish!!!
I have been on a sushi binge for the last little bit. Correction, it is more like a fish binge for the last little bit but because sushi is an easy way to get my fish fix, I have also been on a sushi binge. You keeping up with that? Good. So anyway, my latest [...]
Conversations with Millhouse
Given the limited time that we have to talk, Millhouse and I spend a lot of time talking about silly things. **************************************** Millhouse: I think that the oldie station is under new management. Me: Why? Millhouse: They’ve been playing some really good music lately. Me: I don’t think that they’re under new management. I think [...]
Married with kids
Maks was conceived while Millhouse and I were on our honeymoon. We went from being newlyweds to soon to be parents within a month of getting married. We both knew that we wanted to have kids fairly quickly but we just didn’t think that it would happen that quickly. In my opinion we adapted pretty [...]
Honey Do List
Millhouse has an ongoing “To Do” list. The list itself has been growing steadily since mat was born. I have a ton of things that I need him to do so I decided to actually list everything out and put it on the interwebs in the hopes that all the stuff gets done. Hang up [...]