Random Thursday Thoughts: This is why we’re still together edition
Me: Am I a good cook? Millhouse: definitely. That’s why I married you. Me: You didn’t marry me for my charm or intelligence? Millhouse: no, I married you because you could cook. You being hot was just a bonus. Me: … *** Me: Millhouse, why do you love me? Millhouse: Because you have a nice [...]
The truth about my husband
Millhouse complains all the time about how many blankets and pillows I keep on the bed. He is forever saying that it is too hot to sleep and that he is going to throw them all out. But the truth is: HE IS A BLANKET HOG! He is the one that is forever stealing the [...]
Carpooling no more
Millhouse is employed!!!! Hooray!!!! I have to drive myself into work again. Boo!!!!
Keep your chin up
Millhouse lost his job. It sucks. It sucks big time. But as much as it sucks for me, it sucks even more for Millhouse. He was screwed. He was let down by someone that wasn’t supposed to let him down. This wasn’t supposed to happen this way, but it did and it sucks. Millhouse is [...]
Random Thought Tuesday: The “Going Out with a Bang” Edition
2011 is going out as a year to remember and I’m not sure if it’s going out good or bad yet. Hubby has been laid off. He makes more than me so this is a big blow but we saw it coming so we were somewhat prepared but it still really sucks. Especially since it [...]
My phone drowned
I’m sad. Bath time at my house is a group activity. We have a really big, deep, jet – less Jacuzzi tub and that’s where the boys have their baths at night. They do have showers but they both prefer baths so more often than not, they have a bath. I fill up the tub [...]
Busy Weekend
We had so much going on this weekend, it was crazy busy. Looking at it on paper, it doesn’t look like much but actually doing it is hard. This is what we did: Saturday: Got up and out of the house by 9am so we could run some errands and get the grocery shopping out [...]
There once was a girl named Whiny….
Her friends told her to get off her hinny Just leave the dude And improve her mood So she could be happy, finally! That was my attempt at poetry. It was based on a true story. I used to follow this girl on Twitter. She used Twitter as a forum to vent about her [...]
5 Best Decisions Of My Adult Life
These are not in order of importance but in order of occurrence. Not freaking out when Beanz told me she was pregnant – every couple of months when the moon is aligned just right, there is no cheesecake or chocolate available and PMS has turned her into a ticked off dragon lady; Beanz storms into [...]
My husband hates, I mean hates, my underpants
Now we’re getting personal. I feel as though we have bonded readers, and thanks to the anonymity of the Internet, I feel I can talk to you about my undergarments. I can’t call my underpants, panties, because they are so not panties. They are underpants. Bloomers even. More specifically, they are size extra large maternity [...]