Halfway to 16
Stinky turned 8 on Monday. That freaks the pants off me. In the same amount of time that it took for her to learn to walk, talk, read, write, speak French, declare her love for the Jonas Brothers, become addicted to all things pink and sparkly; she would become a full blown teenager.
In keeping with the traditions of the past few years I figured I would write a sappy post that proclaimed my love for the Ninja Princess and outlined all the birthday wishes that I had for her. But I changed my mind. I decided that instead of declaring Stinky’s birthday wishes via internet I would share some random facts about her instead.
- Stinky has a legion of Ninja warriors* that have sworn to do her bidding. Her quest for world domination is now in full motion. I have already sworn my allegiance to her for fear of her repercussion when she becomes leader of everything. I think you should too.
- Stinky saw Toddlers and Tiaras and she had the opposite reaction to her mom and I. She wants to do it. Well, she wanted to do it. She all about pageants until we had to get her ready for her dance recital. Putting on eye liner brought her back to reality and made her decide that pageants aren’t that much fun.
- Stinky won’t touch a worm. But she will look at them in the bait bucket and scream out ‘ewwwwww’ for 20 minutes.
- Stinky is super awesome. She is sweet, caring, smart, and outgoing. She is growing up into a spectacular young lady. Who one day is going to take over the world. And if you don’t believe me, please refer to item one.
*OK, so it is not really a legion. There are five of them. And they are battery powered hamsters but they are still quite intimidating. And they have their own Dojo of Doom.