Random Thought Tuesday: I’m getting jipped on the pickles edition

*sniff, sniff* 

You smell that? 

That scent of poutine mixed with baby powder and tuna sandwiches. 

It smells like Tuesday! 

You know what that means, the randomness shall run free. 

First I am going to go off on my temp.  Seriously people he is testing me.  On most days I really do expect Ashton to jump out and tell me I’ve been punked.  He doesn’t though.  Today my temp decided that it was appropriate to wave me out of training to tell me that I looked tired.  There was nothing business related in his interruption, he just wanted to let me know that I looked tired.  

Yeah. 

See now I can honestly say that I am glad that I never got into HR because from my experiences with this temp it is obvious that I fall for the lies that people put on resumes and I would pass up a bazillion qualified individuals and only hire idiots.  I can’t wait for the end of the month. 

Moving on from my temp now to a TMI observation. 

I have realized that when I get really cold, I start to sweat.  This doesn’t make sense because isn’t sweating the body’s way of cooling itself down?  So in theory if I am freezing I should not need cooling down, correct?  But my body doesn’t see it that way. 

Moving on from my arm pits now. 

Have you ever noticed that there are not enough pickles on hamburgers anymore?  Even at Harvey’s where you tell them how many pickles to put on, they never put on enough.  And don’t think about asking for extra pickles.  You get all kinds of stink eye when you do that.  You are just expected to eat your pickle deficient burger in silence.  But I am on the look out, they are probably going to start skimping on the ketchup next.  

OK now that I have discussed my temp, underarms and hamburgers I am letting you run free.  Go check out Keely but take some Kleenex, she’s not feeling too good.

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