Spin Cycle: Dearest Santa

This week Sprite’s Keeper wants to know our holiday wish list in the spin cycle and I am all about that!  I have been compiling my list all year so I am ready to let Santa aka Millhouse know what I want.

 *Disclaimer:  you are not going to find world peace, global economic stability, a cure for all disease great and small and goodwill to all people regardless of race, gender, sexuality, physical ability, or mental capabilities on this list.  They are not on my list because I am a selfish hag but because I wish for these things every single day that I take a breath.  These are not my Christmas wishes, these are my daily wishes.* 

 For the holidays this year I want: 

• To use the bathroom twice a week without a single disturbance.  I want to be able to do my business without getting a visit from Maks, who insists on keeping me company when I am in the potty.  I am not asking for privacy every time I go, that would be damn near impossible but a couple times a week should be doable, dontcha think?
• I would like three good hair days a week.  I know that with my hair this is hard to do but give my ponytail a break.  I would love to have neatly coiffed hair at least a couple days a week.
• I would like some time to make at least 4 home cooked meals a week.  And now santa, don’t get tricky I am not talking about making mac and cheese with chicken nuggets here I am talking about having the time to make something that’s not freeze dried, frozen or microwaveable.
• I would like to sleep for 8 hours straight for at least 5 nights a week.  I would like to be able to go to bed at nine and wake up at five feeling refreshed and ready to tackle the day.  No more getting up groggy, and cranky after hitting snooze numerous times.

 That’s all I want.  No new car, no alarm clock that simulates the sun rising, nothing too fancy or electronic.  So dearest sister, help a chick out, PLEASE!!

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