Midnight conversations

Halloween messes me up. I am nervous most of the time, but Halloween makes things worse. And with Millhouse deciding that this is a fantastic time to start watching a Friday the 13th marathon, I am just a big chicken right now.

Last night at 11pm:

Me: “Millhouse, did you hear that?”

Millhouse: “hmmmmmmmm………………………”

Me: “Millhouse, wake up! Did you hear theat? Is one of the kids in the room? Is Mat in the room, sniffling?”

Millhouse: “No, it is just us.”

Me: “No one else is in the room?! Then what is that noise?!”

Millhouse: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Me: “Millhouse, wake up! See this why I f*cking hate Halloween. There is probably some freaking gremlin in the room and I am going to die in my sleep! F*cking Halloween!!”

Millhouse: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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