*I overheard this conversation in progress and only joined it at the end. This one did not involve me directly. This happened as Millhouse was getting Mat ready for bed.*
Mat: Daddy, do you want to play truth or dare?
Mat: Truth or dare?
Mat: Who do you love more; Maks or me?
Millhouse: *the look of pure fear in his eyes* I love you both equally.
Mat: Nope. You need to pick just one.
Me: This is why you always pick dare.