Pointless Arguments

These are the conversations that happen when we are trapped indoors because of cold, rainy weather outside.

Mat: “I want to wear my nacho”.

Me: “What?!”.

Mat: “I want to wear my nacho”.

Me: “you want to eat some nachos?”

Mat: “No, I want to wear my nacho”.

Me: “How exactly do you propose that you wear a nacho?”

Mat: “I will pull it over my head, I put my hands in the hand holes and you tie the bottom.”

Me: “Oh! You want to wear your poncho!”

Mat: “Yes, I want to wear my pacho.”

Me: “You can’t wear your pONcho. Your pONcho is for when it is raining. You are indoors and it does not rain indoors.”

Mat: “I want to wear my pACho.”

Me: “No.”

Mat: “Yes.”

Me: “No.”

Mat: “I WANT TO WEAR MY PACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Me: “No.”

Mat: “I WANT TO WEAR MY PACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Me: “No.”

Mat: “I WANT TO WEAR MY PACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Me: “You can’t wear your pONcho. Your pONcho is for when it is raining. You are indoors and it does not rain indoors.”

Mat: “Can I wear it tomorrow if it rains?”

Me: “Yes.”

Mat: “I hope it rains tomorrow too. Then I will wear my pACho and be a superhero.”

Me: “OK”

Mat: “Can I have nachos now?”

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