The “Hit by a Bus” List

I have a mental list that I keep.  It is a list of all the people that I would like to see hit by a bus.  Or more specifically, the people who, if they were ever hit by a bus, I wouldn’t cry about the loss.  Now just to clarify, I am not saying that I would purposely go out and try and hurt them.  What I am saying is if something miserable was to befall them, I wouldn’t feel bad for them.

I am not a mean person and my list is compromised of less than five people but they are people who have been so incredibly mean to me or to people that I love immensely so I had no choice but to put them on the list.  In my mind they are so incredibly awful that having a weak bladder and needing incontinence products isn’t enough.

Do you have a “Hit by a Bus” list?