Random thought Thursday: The Friday Edition

I was supposed to write this yesterday but that didn’t happen.  I got tied up with the Caterer jobs.

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I want to change my work voicemail to  say: 

Hi!  You’ve reached my desk.  Physically, I’m here all day.  Mentally, I’m still in bed.  Leave me a message and see what happens.

I think that would be an awesome message.

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Gingerbread men have taken over the office.  I am doing my part to stop the invasion and eating all of them that I can find.  I eat their heads first.  According to my coworker that makes me mean.  What part do you eat first?

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I don’t mind getting socks and underwear for Christmas.  I mean they’re not the most awesomest gift ever but they’re damn useful.  One can never have too many socks.

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That’s all I got.