Who do I have to speak to about getting a refund for this summer?Â According to the calendar itâ€™s August but that canâ€™t be right. Â It is cold, rainy, and there was just hail.Â This isnâ€™t some freak storm either.Â We have been getting this since April. Â And I am sick of it. Â I need some sun and heat. Â In 27 days it will be September, you canâ€™t go to the beach in September.
Â Speaking of days until – there are 143 days until Christmas. Â Iâ€™m just saying.
Â Someone just walked over and asked me to help pull the back of her strapless dress up over her back fat. Â Hereâ€™s the scary part â€“ I understood what she was asking me to do because I have asked Beanz to do the same thing with my strapless dresses.
Â Speaking of Beanz â€“ she is abandoning me. Â Now that Caribana is over she is not going to be going to Socacize anymore. Â She only wanted to get fit for the parade, she fully intends to slack off for the next 11 months and work out like a fiend next year right before the parade. Â So I will be sweating all by myself.Â I have a feeling that I am going to see her standing by the big window eating ice cream as I work out because she is evil like that.
Â I changed my hair; it is now even more unruly than it was before.Â I like it though; it suits me, in my mind anyway.Â But I guess it is pretty drastic because someone asked me if I was going through a mid life crisis when they saw it.Â So that made me all huffy and I told them that I am not old enough to be going through a mid life crisis, that most likely this was a quarter life crisis thankyouverymuch!
Â Speaking of age (I swear I am done after this) some dude told me I looked 17 this weekend.Â Yes, he was inebriated and he had very squinty eyes and it was really dark but I believed him anyway.Â Itâ€™s the hair.
Â So thatâ€™s my randomness for today but if you want the cream de la cream head over to the Un Mom, sheâ€™s got the good stuff.